" ski jump "

 [ "ski jump" ]

1: When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.

  * e.g.,  ... She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump. 

 [ "ski jump" ]

1: First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

  * e.g.,  ... Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday! 

 [ "ski jump" ]

1: First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

  * e.g.,  ... Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday! 

 [ "Ski jumping" ]

1: Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.

  * e.g.,  ... I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time! 

 [ "Ski jump" ]

1: A line of cocain with a pile of ketamine at the end. A popular phrase used in the area of Hyde park Leeds

  * e.g.,  ... I’ve just sniffed a ski jump 

 [ "ski jump nose" ]

1: A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).

  * e.g.,  ... Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!" 

 [ "dirty ski jump" ]

1: after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.

  * e.g.,  ... i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday. 

 [ "Mexican ski jump" ]

1: The Mexican ski jump is a buzz inducing roller coaster that involves 3 different steps. The Mexican ski jump event begins with the participant taking a bong hit which they do not exhale. They then hold the bong hit in their lungs while snorting a line of cocaine. Last but not least they drink a shot of tequila, before exhaling the bong hit. The name of the Mexican ski jump is derived from the three events being representative of the colors on the Mexican flag, green, white and red.

  * e.g.,  ... Frank the tank did a Mexican ski jump before running down the street naked. 

 [ "Ski jump titties" ]

1: Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little. 

 [ "swindon ski jump" ]

1: Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!